A field guide to growing up without growing apart

Tag: puberty

False Advertising

So I’m tall. Five ten and three-quarter inches tall to be exact. Which, accounting for the usual inflation, lands me somewhere over the six-foot mark. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve flared my nostrils over the head of a guy who swears he […]

Are You There, God? It’s Me, Cinderslut

One of the crazy things about being in my early twenties is that I have changed so much in the last 10 years. Long before I met my fellow naughty princesses and became Cinderslut, I was just a skinny, insecure teenager with a lot of […]